02 1 / 2013

What really happened: Why does every family require a creepy uncle? Mine likes to massage my shoulders, bicep, whatever is within reach. I immediately slink out of his grasp and give him a less-than-friendly look and say, “that’s enough, old man.”
What I’d rather do: “Keep your wrinkly ginger paws to yourself before I ask your wife how many glasses of wine you’ve had today.”

What really happened: Why does every family require a creepy uncle? Mine likes to massage my shoulders, bicep, whatever is within reach. I immediately slink out of his grasp and give him a less-than-friendly look and say, “that’s enough, old man.”

What I’d rather do: “Keep your wrinkly ginger paws to yourself before I ask your wife how many glasses of wine you’ve had today.”