We all have those moments when we wish we could act on our hilarious impulses. But alas, the real world and "proper etiquette" tend to stand in the way. Feel free to submit your own: firstname.lastname@example.org
10 12 / 2012
What really happened: A non-personal, non-close friend of mine recently got engaged. Every story I’ve ever heard about her and the boyfriend involves yelling, constant disagreements, hardheadedness, and overall resentment for one another. Yay, marriage solves everything!
What I’d rather do: Smack some sense into her and tell her to run away from this joker as fast as her feet may fly.