16 7 / 2014

Overly priced shitty service for mediocre channel line-ups? Sign me up, Comcast! 

Sidenote- if I was their social media person I’d be deep in a bottle of magic whiskey.

Overly priced shitty service for mediocre channel line-ups? Sign me up, Comcast!

Sidenote- if I was their social media person I’d be deep in a bottle of magic whiskey.

09 7 / 2014

I’m getting married in 4 months.

I’m getting married in 4 months.

08 7 / 2014

Boss just scheduled a meeting for 4:30pm.

Boss just scheduled a meeting for 4:30pm.

12 6 / 2014

To all the bosses makin’ noise. STEP OFF.

To all the bosses makin’ noise. STEP OFF.

03 4 / 2014

I just got roped into 3 different conference calls that allegedly overlap.

I just got roped into 3 different conference calls that allegedly overlap.

03 4 / 2014

If only it were 1960s Manhattan and not 2014 county government.

If only it were 1960s Manhattan and not 2014 county government.

14 3 / 2014

Softball season has returned.

Softball season has returned.

14 3 / 2014

There’s this hairy chick that’s been trying to hit on my friend for years. Everyone time she comes around I laugh like an asshole.

There’s this hairy chick that’s been trying to hit on my friend for years. Everyone time she comes around I laugh like an asshole.

14 3 / 2014

Been gone for a minute due to lack of social contact.

Been gone for a minute due to lack of social contact.

21 1 / 2014

When my best friend comes over. 

When my best friend comes over.